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anguished question in English: go to the beach for a week. Where I can rent a condom?
One of my friends actually asked me this question. Have you heard of other examples of failure or emergency Eng-lee-ish?
The sponsor wanted a wedding toast for the happy couple, so raised his glass and said: "We are here today fornication ……." instead of "for opportunity. Everyone laughed and was red as a tomato. LOL
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